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lulz-time:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 
are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell
somehow I’m both
Aug 29, 2014 / 429,894 notes

lulz-time:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 

are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell

somehow I’m both

(via s3asick-s0uls)

Aug 29, 2014 / 404,019 notes

puddlejumpingchampion:

sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

Looking at you, Cronus.

(via zerodaysdone)

Aug 29, 2014 / 5,822 notes

disgustinganimals:

colonel—dog:

buzzfeed:

sometimes “if i fits, i sits” isn’t the best motto.

so is there a scientific animal behaviorist or whatever reason for cats just trying to squeeze into everything?

a clever ruse. don’t fall for it. they’re just trying to avoid responsibility. i rarely see cat owners ask their cats to do the dishes after they attempt these sorts of sheningans, so clearly cats are onto something.

(via rawesomesauce)

Aug 29, 2014 / 3,065 notes

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Aug 29, 2014 / 198,231 notes

koishy:

can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow

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(via forgave)

Aug 29, 2014 / 258,868 notes

pomelomela:

Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.

(via illbeyourblunt-machete)

recently-fallen-angel:

kagecrack:

insanetwin:

frostymaggie:

rabbivole:


marciantobay:
This needs more notes.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT



I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried

i hate everything

Can anybody explain this shit to me?
Aug 29, 2014 / 415,621 notes

recently-fallen-angel:

kagecrack:

insanetwin:

frostymaggie:

rabbivole:

marciantobay:

This needs more notes.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

image

I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried

i hate everything

Can anybody explain this shit to me?

(via pinkiepiestuntdouble)

Aug 29, 2014 / 62,816 notes

kingcheddarxvii:

terrakion:

hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?

Im ready. i’m finally done. thisi s my breaking point. im pulling the pulg on this damned webstiet. you dont come in here and insutl kermit like this. say your prayers and say goobdye to your piss blogs you festering armpit molds

(via pinkiepiestuntdouble)


Sarah, are you saving me?
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theangrymarshmallow:

justcashierthings:

temoreus:

yourcashierproblems:

kookie667:

I’ve heard this so many times it’s not even funny

Will there ever be a day I don’t hear this?

I’M SO CONFUSED
IS THIS AN INSIDE JOKE THAT 160K PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WTF WHERE IS THIS FROM I DON’T GET IT

the people above you literally explained the joke

The confused person has obviously never been a cashier.

(via pinkiepiestuntdouble)

Aug 29, 2014 / 2,225 notes

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whiteboyfriend:

panic! for president
Aug 29, 2014 / 4,354 notes

whiteboyfriend:

panic! for president

(via eeverlasting-arms)

Aug 29, 2014 / 651,673 notes

yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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(via nomby234)

Aug 29, 2014 / 608,270 notes

anotherim5blog:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

m0stlydead:

usuallyantisocial:

mantaradius:

firetrucking-himym:

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

red heads would in fact be satanic 

Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato

*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*

people with black hair would be freaking scary

(via actuallytroybolton)

cavityqueen:

my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD
Aug 29, 2014 / 130,570 notes

cavityqueen:

my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD

(via actuallytroybolton)